doofenstrudel: (Bad Day Doof)
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz ([personal profile] doofenstrudel) wrote2011-08-16 01:30 pm

03 - So Very Thirsty

[A - Action - 457 Stone Street, backdated to Monday]

[So there was the day's milk delivery. And there was the helpful poster, attached to the house's mailbox, declaring that the milk was "mandatory". Which brings us to the Doof, blithely going about his morning in a milk-free fashion. He's scrambling eggs! And making toast!]

Ha! "Mandatory", my nose! I am far too evil to comply with anything "mandatory"!

[And there's cackling, and general being pleased with himself as he eats his breakfast... But oh, the toast is dry. The eggs are too salty. He's thirsty...]

...boy, I could really use a glass of milk.

[No helping it, then. He pours himself a nice big glass, gulps it down, grimaces slightly...]

...That... wasn't so bad.

[Aaaaand he doubles over with sudden stomach cramps.]

[B - Action - Bakery, again backdated to Monday]

[Stomach cramps are no deterrent to Heinz Doofenshmirtz going to work! So there he is. At work. Pale, and shivering, and glassy-eyed, and making a valiant effort at frosting a cake. The pink roses are three layers deep, now.]

I... think I now understand why the letter said to... to not drink the milk....

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
You idiot!

That's something you are not supposed to do here!

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
More like an act of dumbassitude.

You could be dead right now.

And I'd be without cheesecake.

haha, ty ty o/

[identity profile] myougi.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I can do that. [ ... ] Whenever you're good to go, then.

[identity profile] a-crazygirl.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, really? Didn't anybody tell you not to drink that stuff? Come on, we're going to the hospital.

[And she reaches over to grab him by the arm.]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh.

Geez.

You okay in there?

[identity profile] a-crazygirl.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, hospital. I'm not about to stand here and watch you keel over, okay?

[He'll likely die on the way there, but at least she tried, dammit.]
imoutos: (or so i thought; backing away)

[personal profile] imoutos 2011-08-18 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
I was going to say I don't mind carrot cake..

[ Gripping onto the sides of her hat now, as if she's trying to hide under it by doing that. His final proclamation surprises her a little though. ]

E-eh..? You drank the milk?! But the milk is bad..!
imoutos: (just that will make me go floating)

[personal profile] imoutos 2011-08-18 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
S-s-sorry.

[ It's probably both at the 'the lecturing can stop' thing and the fact that she needs to stop cowering. She glances around a bit nervously, but lets go of her hat since he told her to.

It doesn't take away her nervousness, though. ]


U-um, I'd like three slices, for the others in my house too.. If that's okay..
imoutos: (as it's put to words)

[personal profile] imoutos 2011-08-18 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She nods, trying to seem a bit more enthusiastic - perhaps for his sake. ]

Thank you very much, sir..!

[ At his remark she tilts her head slightly to the side, in curiosity. ]

Remind you of someone..? W-would it be okay for me to ask of who?

[identity profile] myougi.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he'll make sure to grab them and leave his money on the counter. Hopefully nobody will take it... and also, there goes the money he had wanted to spend on chewing gum. At least it went to a good cause... or something. ]

Alright, let's get going, then.
imoutos: (further and further)

[personal profile] imoutos 2011-08-18 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Here is sixty cents..

[ She grabs it out of her (rather cutesy) wallet, handing it to him. ]

A-and, as to that girl.. Her name was Nadeko, right? Nadeko Sengoku.. [ She giggles, slightly awkwardly. ] That's me.
imoutos: (but something's wrong with that)

[personal profile] imoutos 2011-08-19 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! [ She nods. ]

I remember talking to you over the phone a little while ago.. ... Sorry that you drank the milk.

[identity profile] a-crazygirl.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[SIGH YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.]

Are you a doctor or a six-year-old? You need help and- [sigh] You're right, it probably would be a drone doctor.

[She would never wish that on anyone, so she finally lets go.] Okay, I'll go make a call and see if there are any real doctors in town.

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