Suffer? I'd be mildly irritated at having no hair before I decide to invest in a wig. Shamed? Not in the slightest. I highly doubt you'll find the materials needed to even make a dent into my locks.

[ She remains as cold as ever, to the point where it seems nearly robotic if it wasn't for that sultry tone. ]

Ah, but, intellectual mighty Doofensmirtz, to doubt requires conflicted emotions. I don't believe in your supposed intellectual talents, or science talents or evil genius one bit. But surely a genius like you would know this, right?