Yes. This place is a little more "waking up in Vegas" than my first morning was.

[His feelings have been a touch wounded. With a sigh, he unclips the clip-on bow tie and tosses it over his shoulder.]

It is no surprise. I am hardly a good catch.

[He goes back to the table to fetch a fresh roll, and continues to mutter away while he tears it in half and butters it.]

And when I have met the perfect woman? My own De-loveinator comes crashing down from the sky and erases all of her feelings for me.

[He lets out a very pathetic sigh, then stuffs half of the roll into his mouth.]