doofenstrudel: (Awkward Doof)
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz ([personal profile] doofenstrudel) wrote 2011-08-25 04:42 am (UTC)

Entire dirigibles? That would take some impressive squid, especially considering that when the anatomy is scaled that large, I don't think it would take very well to being airborne.

[It's so nice to have someone to have conversations like this with.]

...eeh. Phooey. You have a point, but I don't like it. A good portion of this place's hazards come directly from the people, not the staff.

[Ooh, and maybe the conversation took a turn for the awkward? He's just trying to picture the same sort of thing happening to him, and there's either a big blank appearing, or his ex... and neither is worth pondering.]

Marriage becomes easier to deal with once the expectations are lowered and all pretense of romance has faded away. You can't be disappointed. Housework generally gets done by someone. It's like a well-oiled emotionless machine!

...oh, that's depressing. [Sigh.]

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