doofenstrudel: (Showoff Doof)
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz ([personal profile] doofenstrudel) wrote2011-08-24 03:31 pm

05 - Sharp-Dressed Villain

[Action A, 457 Stone Street, Morning]

[It's another marginally beautiful Mayfield morning, and Doofenshmirtz has volunteered to head out front and get the mail. Still half-asleep, he steps over the brown-papered package on the front step, staggers to the mailbox, extracts the bills, and steps back over the package without even noticing it. Click, and the door shuts behind him.

A few moments later he's back out on the step, staring down at the thing he had previously ignored.]


Ehn, what's this?

[Peering down at it, he's surprised to see that it's addressed to him. A suspicious look is cast left, then right, then upwards, then he quickly snatches up the package and retreats inside.]

I've heard about this! They've given me something back! I wonder what it is?

[He shakes the box this way and that, judging the weight of the contents. Still no idea. Ah well! He rips the paper off, lifts the lid off of the box inside, to find that he's been given back his labcoat.]

..it's a start. A pretty good start.

[Action B, Bakery]

[Another day, another dollar. Heinz is at work... well, he's at work. Physically present at work, behind the counter and minding the bakery. But he's not doing much. No baking, no frosting, no kneading. He has a notebook in hand, and he's scribbling in it madly, occasionally muttering to himself.]

I'll need three dozen of those... hm, I'm going to need multiple trips. Taking measurements into account, we'll need this much lumber just for the supports.... ooh, and tarps. Tarps are important. Many tarps.

[And he's got his apron tied over his labcoat. Having gotten it back? It's going to take effort to make him remove it.]


[Action C, Around Town]

[His shift at work is done, and Doof is now out and about shopping. Still wearing his labcoat, of course. And grinning from ear to ear, occasionally consulting his notebook before plucking an item from the shelves and tossing it in his shopping cart. Hardware store, general store, record store, he's stopping by it. His list of needs is long. You might catch him between stores, too, arms loaded with bags.]

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[identity profile] myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Guess who just got done doing his own shopping?

Doof actually probably doesn't reocognize him, given that last time they talked it was over the phone and he was a lot more batshit insane. Though anyone who buys this much of what looks like the ingredients for waffle mix can't be entirely mentally sound...

Especially when you consider that in amongst the waffle mix and berries (for topping!), there's a huge chainsaw.]


What flavors of strudel to you have today?

[Mayfield bakery: Always fresh-baked, usually razor free!]

[identity profile] myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ohhh yes that voice is familiar. It's not really Doofenshmirtz's fault, though; it is rather distinct.]

I plan to do some fairly intensive work tonight so I'd say make it a round dozen. Six of each.

[Despite being here a whole year, it's still kind of odd to be doing transactions like this himself. Odd and awesome. How many times does a Baron get to go to the pastry shop, all alone, and order strudel? NEVER.

Until now.]


By the way, I believe I recognize your voice. I yelled very loudly at you over the phone a few days previously.

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[identity profile] has-no-plan.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bart walks into the bakery and his immediate reaction is to stare longingly and wide-eyed at all of the sweets.

...It takes him a good few minutes to notice Doofenshmirtz.]

...I didn't think bakers wore lab coats...

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[identity profile] animalhusbandry.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have a Red Mage glancing at your notes there, Doof.]

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[identity profile] getsciencedone.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[A lab coat huh? Well this woman seems to be wearing one as well as she looks at the cakes.

Looking over at you writing the notes there.]

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[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[There is a woman in a clown costume looking over your shoulder.]

What's all the tarps for?

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[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart waltzes into the bakery, beaming even more than usual.]

What up, Doof!

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[identity profile] alwayscarone.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a cop apparently turned butcher dropping in on his lunch break and being supposedly nonchalant as he tried to read those notes.]

... Why do you need tarps?

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imoutos: (further and further)

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[ Nadeko is out for one of her walks once again, and noticably a bit less finicky than she was during the whole milk deal a little while ago. In fact, when she spots him walking around with a lot of bags near some of the shops, she quickly runs over, even looking a little happy. ]

U-um, good afternoon.!

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vytis: (I don't know what hurt you)

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[personal profile] vytis 2011-08-25 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Tarps?

[Putting pastries in the display case.]

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[What possessed Belphegor to go into a bakery of all things to look for sushi, no one knows. The boy is odd like that, and has never made much sense.

Seeing the man standing there writing, he skips over, not even bothering to be subtle or hide that he's looking as he heave himself half up on the counter.

He laughs, but doesn't say anything. Just staring with that grin on his face.]

[identity profile] downtoearthpony.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Applejack walks into the bakery tentatively, expecting a drone to try and shoo her out even though she's pretty sure she has the right bakery. Once she's sure she's not about to be tossed out, she walks up to the counter, adjusts her hats and puts on her best smile.]

Excuse me there, sir, but Ah'm looking for a Doctor Doofenshmirtz? We spoke on the phone and he said he'd be here at the Bakery.

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[identity profile] shhhhh-secret.livejournal.com 2011-08-28 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
(Just looking at your wares right now. And judiciously eavesdropping, of course.)